I know this isn’t a real post, but I wanted to share a couple of things I stumbled across.
First of all, you simply must read the story of a man and his tapeworm over at The Worm Within.
And I hesitate to post this here in case my students should think this is a good idea. Just so you know… it SO is not.
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May 7th, 2006 at 6:27 pm
It is SO not a good idea….
much more for the sight beheld than fear for the wrath of the mortified teacher.
May 7th, 2006 at 7:39 pm
Gee… thanks, Pooch.
Tonight after getting her bath, Chloe was shaking her little behind. I told Miranda, “Look at that baby bootie!”
Coco responded with, “Yeah, I got a baby bootie!” I told her I had a baby bootie, too.
“No, you don’t!” she replied.
“I don’t? Then what do I have?” I asked. I really should have known better than to ask that question.
Without missing a beat, the two-year-old replied, “You got a big, big butt.”
Out of the mouths of babes.
June 8th, 2006 at 10:48 am
That has got to be the most disgusting, vile, bowel tightening, gag-reflex inducing, loose your lunch, ruin your day, repulsive, filthy, abrasive, coarse, obtuse, pungently odiforous, ditsurbingly attractive good read I have had in a long long time!